Failed introduction: From the office of Jay Krognus, PI

 When I first created this blog, I had the idea to write short fictions with a speculative fiction theme. Having failed to make a coherent scene, plot, and likable characters, I wished to share my failure in hopes that one day something could come of it.

[Across the byroads of the internet lie an old, decrepit warehouse. An anomaly jutting out from the flat plane of binary order. Having arrived at this address, thetechinspector, at blogger square, one would have expected more. A warm glow from the ruddy windows gives a life to the otherwise static background. The visitor, as one would soon materialize to be, would see an earthen construction portrayed against an immutable void of code. Who or more properly, what, thought of this device to express itself? now a conscious, obvious intelligence separate from the cold, formless data. 
Greetings, fellow tech aficionados. I am Wallace Furthington and I would like to introduce you to the...]